Friday, December 7, 2012

Paper Backtime: SubPrime Time


After 2008 when the US housing bubble burst on an avalanche of cheap credit, the shockwaves were felt all over the world. So Michael Lewis traveled the world, exploring the most far-out tentacles of the fiasco to unearth the bizarre subcultures that led to the shriveling of several nations' economies.

The book is Boomerang: Travels In The New Third World. It's an appropriate title, since we normally think of the third world as Africa, Central America, and Eastern Europe. But it was "civilized" Western European nations that got duped in this mess: Iceland, Greece, Ireland, and Germany - turning all of their identities upside-down.

It's the fourth Michael Lewis book I've read (in addition to the Obama profile in Vanity Fair and the Foreword to Mike Leach's book) in the last year-plus, and by far the most entertaining page turner.

While Lewis's book is enlightening, it shouldn't be viewed as journalism or history. He draws a lot of inferences based on stereotypes, stringing together entire national populations as one consciousness. It's kind of like watching Stephen Colbert do an interview: very creative, though the information is made to fit the angle.

In Iceland, all the fishermen's kids got educated and wanted to be investment bankers. They bought and bought and bought on credit until their currency was meaningless.

In Greece, everyone cheated on their taxes and none of it was enforced. So the government had no supply. Meanwhile, monks got rich selling a lake back to the government and began a commercial real estate empire.

In Ireland, money was continually poured into building projects, much more than the population needed. When warning sirens sounded in the banking community that there would be no return on these investments, the nation backlashed. No one would believe it until it happened.

In Germany, the people remained fiscally prudent, though the banking community staked all these highly volatile national economies. Lewis theorizes it's because of the Germans' deep, secret love affair with shit.

In California, the escalating salaries of police, firefighters, and prison guards (and even more so their pensions) eat up so much of the government pie, that almost all city services across the state have been slashed. And they're still running the worst deficit of any state in the nation with no end in sight and a state government that is set up to fail.

In summation Lewis cites Dr. Peter Whybrow, a British neuroscientist at UCLA for a possible ground zero to the world's economic malaise. Whybrow wrote a book, American Mania: When More Is Not Enough.

The theory is that for the history of mankind, the human brain has been trained for survival. The American advances in the last generation in banking and technology have made life far too easy. Everything is a button push away.

In "the richest society the world has ever seen," where so many wants are instantly gratified, the survival instinct becomes dormant. Decisions become desensitized, and thus don't carry consequences. People don't see the risk in a subprime loan they can't afford. And the unscrupulous lender doesn't see the damage in issuing the note in the first place.

So how does the US and the rest of the world rebound? Financial regulation would be a good start. But Americans and all humans will evolve and adapt as they always do. We can't all be multi-millionaires.

Thursday, December 6, 2012

Backtime Soaks It All In: It's A SpongeBob Christmas


It's that time of year for TV specials like Rudolph, The Grinch, and that Charlie Brown piano music plays in your head for a month.

So when a new Christmas Special premieres, which has taken the time to recreate old-school animation and write original songs, you give it 30 minutes of your time. It's a SpongeBob Christmas doesn't disappoint.

As you might imagine SpongeBob is in the holiday spirit, spreading the joy of the season throughout Bikini Bottom to all his cranky friends.

But Plankton has an evil plot, to spread Jerktonium throughout the region and turn everyone ornery, so that when Santa comes, he'd be the only one who's not on the naughty list. So he laces his delicious fruitcake and enlists the unwitting SpongeBob to distribute it.

And SpongeBob is quite the salesman, since he loves the fruitcake and is unaffected by the Jerktonium. Plankton also resorts to Plan B, creating a robotic SpongeBob bent on destruction.

When SpongeBob goes to Sandy to find out why everyone is acting like jerks at Christmas time, she discovers Plankton's plot. SpongeBob wonders why he isn't affected and she does a quick X-ray.


It's obviously because of his tiny brain and huge heart. The antidote is a song, that SpongeBob sings all over town, "Don't Be A Jerk, It's Christmas." The he uses the fruitcake dispenser to destroy his metallic doppelganger.

So Plankton's plan is foiled, and Santa (voiced by the omnipresent John Goodman) officially brings Christmas to Bikini Bottom.

So what, is SpongeBob too sophomoric for your taste? Don't be a jerk, it's Christmas.

Wednesday, December 5, 2012

Now Taking Volunteers


Haven't we been here before? How does a program like Tennessee so steeped in tradition, so loyally followed, so well funded, have such a hard time finding a football coach?

In January of 2010, there was a chain of events that led to this mess. Pete Carroll left USC (jumped ship before probation as it turned out) for the Seattle Seahawks. That's how slick guys are, one step ahead of the mess. Speaking of which, Lane Kiffin, who had been the Vols' coach for only one season, abruptly filled the void at USC.

This is the 21st century, and college coaching vacancies are now almost exclusively filled in December and not January. Kiffin left Tennessee in a lurch. They scrambled and three days later came up with Derek Dooley, the Head Coach & Athletic Director at Louisiana Tech. As the son of Vince Dooley and Nick Saban's former recruiting coordinator, Tennessee seemed to do well under the circumstance. He was a college administrator who said all the right things and carried himself the right way. But his team lost a lot of games, and now Tennessee starts over again.

Today, the CBSSports.com blog reported that the search at Tennessee was down to three: Oklahoma State's Mike Gundy, Louisville's Charlie Strong, and North Carolina's Larry Fedora.

Oklahoma State announced that Gundy is staying, a surprise to no one. Anyone who has seen the new Boone Pickens-funded OSU facilities (and jaw dropped immediately to the ground), knows that the place is a recruiting machine. Gundy even had a say in the design of the stadium to accommodate his staff's families. He's an alum and a lifer.

I think Charlie Strong is staying. Louisville will match any offer, and Strong has a young team and a great QB back next year. He may leave Louisville soon, but not this offseason and certainly not before he leads his team into The Sugar Bowl with a big chip on their shoulder. The Vols will want to move faster than that.

I can't speak to Larry Fedora. I know he's only had one year at North Carolina. But after Arkansas hit a home run with Bret Bielema, Tennessee may go off the board. Here are some thoughts:

1) Nick Saban. Why the hell not? What does Nick Saban have left to prove except he's the greatest coach of all-time? He doesn't seem like a guy who thrives on dynasties, but on being all-important. He'll beat your team with his, and beat his team with yours. Tennessee's got to at least pick up the phone.

2) Todd Graham. In 5 years, he's gone from Rice to Tulsa to Pitt to Arizona State. This would be a natural progression. No way, right? Well...

3) Mack Brown. Oh yeah. The Tennessee native is reportedly growing frustrated with the Frankenstein's Monster of The Longhorn Network. If he left for Tennessee, it would actually be less of a demand on his time and energy. Think he's too old to start over? Did you know he's only two months older than Saban?

But seriously Vol Nation, look at Northwestern's Pat Fitzgerald, will you? He'll be your coach for ten years. It's not a reach and he might just want the job.

Tuesday, December 4, 2012

Off The Clock?


While criss-crossing the country for almost non-stop for a month is good for the kids' college fund, it's a guaranteed plant killer.

I promised myself I'd blog every day my plants were alive (this is 144 consecutive days), though I'm not really sure when they died since I've only been home 6 days in the last 4 weeks.

Here was the November itinerary, with brief highlights:

Athens OH - Election night in a pivotal state
Stillwater OK - Cheap 4-hour dry cleaning
Athens GA - 3 great meals (Hoyt House, Utage, 5-Star)

Home (18 hours)

Gainesville FL - Boring as usual. Reminders of Tim Tebow everywhere

Home (32 hours)

Orlando FL - Big suite at The Grand Bohemian
Kansas City MO - Warmer weather than Orlando

Home (24 hours)

College Station TX - Midnight Yell & Johnny Football's Home Finale'


Home (24 hours)

Tallahassee FL - Great crew, excellent broadcast

Home (2 days!)

Providence RI - Snow!
Louisville KY - Best college town/downtown combo (alright Austin, you win)


Now I'm home for a few - I get to reacquaint myself with my family and take care of more mundane things like getting the house in order, paying bills, and planning my daughter's birthday party.

This week there's no plane to catch or calltime to make, or countdown to air. So what's that ticking sound?

 

Monday, December 3, 2012

Eating On The Fly


Part of the lifestyle of being a way important world traveler is the constant struggle to eat well on the road. On site, grabbing a "TV dinner" or late night drinks are a killer. But resisting the temptation to eat crap while killing time in an airport can be a challenge as well.

Anyone can pull up to the bar and grab a cold one and some bar food, there's a brand-name brew pub in every terminal. Finding the hidden gems takes a little luck and lots of experience because there aren't many. There are only three places I look forward to dining at on the layover.

First (above) is Cafe Intermezzo in Atlanta's B terminal. Really the perfect spot, the Eurpoean style cafe and wine bar with an eclectic menu...and a bookstore. In the mornings, you can get crepes and coffee. The rest of the day there's soup, sandwiches, pasta, pizza, and quesadillas; beer, wine, and cordials. It's a nice place to catch up on your reading or keep an eye on the game on the flat screens at the bar.

It's an oasis in a fairly depressing Atlanta weigh station. Detroit Metro is Camelot by comparison. It's bright and spacious and clean. And there's sushi in the A terminal.


Sora's wood/bamboo decor really makes you feel like you're in a Japanese restaurant rather than an airport. They've got creative rolls and good house sake. The TV behind the sushi bar is old, but they'll put the game on. You can get a high-quality meal for about $35.

That's it, that's the list. The other place I make time for isn't on the connection, it's at home (when I'm not running to catch my plane): The Dewar's Clubhouse at SAV.


I recommend the lime chicken and brie sandwich with roasted peppers and caramelized onions. And maybe you'll be fortunate enough to get the country's best bartender. Will will hook you up before you jet.

Sunday, December 2, 2012

The Right Team Won


I know a number of Jawja fans that are replaying yesterday's epic SEC Championship game in their minds, rationalizing between the Dawgs' great effort and the misplayed last few seconds.

Georgia played an awesome game and almost stole it, but it was Alabama's title. They won the battle of wills, they won the battle of minds, and ultimately they hung on to win the game.

The game-winning score was definitive, when AJ McCarron went up top to Amari Cooper for 45 yards with 3:15 left to take the lead for good. But the game-winning pass was set up by Alabama's bruising running game that shredded Georgia's star-studded defense for the entire 2nd Half.


Alabama rolled for 350 rushing yards, and Eddie Lacy and T.J Yeldon ran over, through, and around the Dawgs. Check out the 2nd half entries from the game's play-by-play:

Eddie Lacy rush for 17 yards 
T.J. Yeldon rush 31 yards
T.J. Yeldon rush 10 yards for TD
T.J. Yeldon rush up middle for 2 points
Eddie Lacy rush for 32 yards
Eddie Lacy rush for 15 yards
Eddie Lacy rush for 14 yards
T.J. Yeldon rush for 10 yards
T.J. Yeldon rush for 10 yards
T.J. Yeldon rush for 11 yards

That's 10 big running plays in the 2nd half, many of which were with Alabama trailing and in comeback mode. It's not surprising that the play that immediately set up Cooper's TD catch was a 5-yard run by Yeldon on 3rd & 5. And in the overall tapestry that set up a game-wininng long pass, Alabama had run on 20 of their previous 22 plays.


Eddie Lacy gets the MVP award, and I would save his game jersey with Georgia defenders' DNA all over it.

Now Alabama gets Notre Dame, trying for their 3rd BCS title in 4 years. And while I'm an expert, I'm not a professional. I put the line at Alabama -13. Although Brian Kelly was in attendance in Atlanta yesterday, and he got to see his opponent up close before he gets to see the film. You'd think that would be an advantage, but it's really just scary.

Saturday, December 1, 2012

Backtime Dateline: Providence


Woke up this morning, the first day of December, to a "dusting" of snow in Providence - a cold kick in the gut to tell me that college basketball season is upon us.

It was a nice reminiscence to see four Dunkin' Donuts establishments between the gate at the airport and the hotel. In fact the hotel was about 100 feet from the Dunkin' Donuts Center, the site of the PC/Mississippi State hoops game, making it the easiest work commute of this or any other year.

I haven't been in The Ocean State in close to 10 years. I had a number of good times back in the day on Providence College hoops games, and of course the most miserable professional experience of my life, in production of the first X-Games in the summer of 1995.

I swore I'd never do the event again until they asked again, and in 1998 I spent 3 more miserable weeks on the event before swearing it off for good. They managed to ruin both Newport RI and San Diego CA trips. In an ironic twist, my former roommate, who is more of a baseball nut than I am, is now in charge of something called X-Games Global. Godspeed.

Despite all of the upheaval in college conference positioning, The Big East offices of course remain in Providence, where Dave Gavitt organized seven northeast basketball schools in 1979.


In an ironic twist, that was the same year ESPN was launched. Nobody possibly could have envisioned the type of growth that would take place on either front, and a lot would go hand-in-hand. Though now, the Big East is fighting for survival and/or relevance. And one would have to wonder if the Providence headquarters is the right fit for the future of the new Big East.

But then again, the basketball schools that forged the Big East still remain: Georgetown, St. John's, UConn, Providence, Seton Hall and Villanova. So maybe they can survive on that level, even with football driving the bus.

The Big East did well to hire network programming honcho Mike Aresco as Commissioner, but it may be too little too late. The Big East may find themselves in the same boat as the Republican Party, re-brand to survive.

And that would likely mean a move to New York or Philadelphia or even Cincinnati, and the end of an era.